Creationism is an idea that defines the way that we as a human race ended up at where we are today. In short, God created the world as it is written in the Bible. While there may be other ideas out there, such as evolution, all of them are wrong. The only one that is right is the one in The Bible, as it is God’s word on paper. There are many reasons why everyone should believe in this idea, as it is complete and total fact. These examples include; why it is so obvious to see that this is the only possible explanation for human existence, how Creationism is seen in this country, and what would happen if one did not believe in Creationism.
Some people believe that other causes are the reason for our existence here. The most common is the idea that humans became this way from monkeys. This is crazy, at best. Have you ever seen a monkey transform into a person? I suggest you try it sometime. Go to a zoo and watch the monkeys. Try it, if you don’t believe me. You could stand there for hours, days, or months if you prefer. None of them will ever turn into a person. Of course, afterwards you will feel quite dumb indeed. Obviously monkeys can’t turn into people. Meanwhile, the time that you spent staring at monkeys could have been better spent believing in God and spreading the word of how He created the world in six days to everyone you know. It is quite possible, with America’s moral decline as of late, that some of your friends and family do not believe in the Almighty, and how he created Earth in six days. Evolutionists themselves can easily see the error in their idea: they state that it took millions of years for enough monkeys to turn into humans. Meanwhile, it only took the Almighty God a week to create the earth and He even took a day off! To believe in evolution is to deny God himself. We must remember that with as great and a loving God as he is, He generally does not like when people insult him in such a manner.
It is very easy to see why everyone should believe in Creationalism. Of course, the main reason is that it is in the Bible. As we all know, this was written by God so everything in it is the supreme source for all knowledge, as God is all-knowing and all-powerful. Of course, this means that if you don’t believe in Creationalism, then you don’t believe in god. If you find yourself questioning the fact of Creationalism, then consider the fact that your non-belief is what makes you a Godless heathen. At this point, you might as well go and live with a pack of wolves, because they are Godless too. Trust me, I have been a Christian for many years now, and I really know all about God and His teachings. As such, you really should believe me when I talk about things of this nature. To compare, I have had more experience in this field than even the most educated anthropologist, who at most, has been studying his field for ten years. Of course, it is these pretentious anthropologists that claim that dead things in the ground are the reason that we must believe in evolution. This also makes no sense. After all, if I dig up a dead dog, how does it prove that humans came from monkeys? Even with all of the fossils and things that they find and like to use as erroneous evidence for their cause, there is a major flaw to their idea. Obviously anything in the ground was put there by God, and as God created all of the Earth, he must have had time to put things in the ground to question some people’s faith by finding them. He does have a habit of working in mysterious ways.
Of course we need not forget that Creationalism is constantly taking the country by storm. In a recent poll, it was discovered that 75% of the country believe that evolution does not exist, and that the real way that we ended up here is none other than Almighty God himself. Remember, as was mentioned before, only heathens don’t believe in God. Actually, if one does not believe in God, he goes to Hell. You really don’t want to go to Hell, do you? The worst part of it would be that 75% of your friends and family would not be there to see you, because they were smart and believed in Creationalism when you didn’t. Something else that Godless people usually do is commit crime. After all, God gave you his love and if you don’t believe in Creationalism, then you’re basically doing as bad as people that kill, murder, rape, or steal. It’s the same thing, really. They are all equal morally, because they are things that are based on common sense and if you do the wrong thing, you end up in Hell. Once again, remember that you won’t see most of your friends and family. You’ll be lonely in Hell.
The third reason why everyone should believe in Creationalism is what would happen if we don’t all believe in it. Since not believing in God is a sin, we would have an entire society of sinners. Sadly, this trend has already begun. Some schools in this country teach children the foolish fairy tale of evolution, stating that people grew out of monkeys rather than being created by God and descended from Adam and Eve. This idea is so idiotic; it is difficult to explain in words. I don’t look like a monkey; I am not a monkey, have no family members that look like monkeys or are monkeys, so how can I be part monkey? Consider yourself: do you look like a monkey? Are you a monkey? Do you have family members that look like monkeys? Are some of your family members monkeys? I did not think so. Yet some people still believe this thoughtless idea. As a matter of fact, since evolution has been taught in schools, the crime rate has gone up, as our country becomes more and more morally void. This is horrible, because the more people that become morally void, the more people will end up in Hell. My priest told me that Creationism should be taught in schools instead of evolution. Since he is a man that God speaks to directly, he must be right, as he has the word of God in him.
How is it possible that in today’s tumultuous days that we can reject God as we have done? With more and more schools telling our children that evolution and other foolish ideas exist, they are grooming them to become Godless heathens, running amok and committing whichever crimes they commit. With more and more of the country believing in Creationism, it is foolish to even think that other thoughts are being taught. There is absolutely no factual basis or evidence to credit evolution in the least, and the only fact that we can all accept is the fact that God created the world, and humans along with it. Humans did not evolve from monkey, apes, or any other species. Humans are human; they always have been, as they have been made in God’s own image. On top of the obvious facts, the country will be destroyed if we do not all believe in Creationism. While most of us do, the few that don’t have lost sight of God, and feel that they may do whatever they please- they are even talking now of allowing the ultimate sin; allowing gays to marry in the house of God!














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Anyway, your satire hurt my head because it's all too easy to imagine someone ejaculating those words onto DA with every fibre of their... being, bristling with truth. See, here's the problem. No matter what stupid thing you say, it's all too easy to imagine someone taking you seriously or, worse, saying something similar themselves.
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Up front there ought to be a man in black.
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Up front there ought to be a man in black.
But yes, I know it's not meant to be taken seriously. Unfortunately some people are idiots.
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Up front there ought to be a man in black.
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Say not, "I have found the truth," but rather, "I have found a truth."
-Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
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